Sunday, April 3, 2011

Poem A Day Challenge For April 3

April 3—Write a poem in which you imagine the world without you. The world could be a much worse place, pretty much the same, or even better. Anyway, it's interesting to contemplate our individual contributions to this planet in ways small and large. 

Were I Not Here 
By Bill Kirk 

Were I not here, 
The lawn might be mowed, 
The weeds would be whacked and 
The bare window sill would already be primed and painted. 
Were I not here, 
The blown down back fence would be replaced, 
The crack in the driveway would be patched and 
The front door latch would work and not stick. 
Were I not here, 
The ivy would not have overtaken the side yard, 
There’d be no birds nesting in the attic and 
The perilously leaning pine would be long gone. 
Were I not here, 
The taxes would be done before April 14, 
There might be more money for vacations and 
There’d be less money needed for life insurance, 

But were I not here, there would also be 
Fewer cups of coffee at bedside each morning, 
Fewer lunches made each work day, 
Fewer omelets cooked each Sunday after church, 
Fewer miles run for the pure pleasure of it, 
Fewer pick-ups after school, 
Fewer haircuts at Grandpa’s house, 
Fewer children’s rhymes written and read, 
Fewer reminders about Scout meetings, 
Fewer camping trips with the old man, 
Fewer holiday turkeys cooked and carved, 
Fewer New Year’s Day black eye peas for good luck and 
Fewer kisses goodnight. 

So, all things considered, 
Consider me here.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Poem A Day Challenge For April 2

April 2—The prompt for day 2 is to write a postcard poem. Make it brief and communicate what it is like where you are. Also, make it personal. 

Postcard Wishes 
By Bill Kirk 

Just got to my “room”. 
There are windows galore— 
On all sides, in fact, 
From ceiling to floor. 

A post at each corner, 
In the middle, a mast; 
We’ll tie off our hammocks 
Oh, wow! What a blast! 

We’ll sleep in “plein aire”— 
A canopy above. 
We four happy strangers— 
Hey! What's up with the shove!? 

What do you mean, 
Those "shoves" are a gale 
And our very large tent 
Is now a large sail? 

You’ve got to be kidding! 
Pack up my gear? 
Vacation is over? 
Wish I weren’t here....

Friday, April 1, 2011

Poem A Day Challenge for April 1

I suppose I might have written an April Fool's Day poem. But alas, I didn't. This is the first day of the Poem A Day Challenge. Based on it's ending mood, I hope it's not my last. But it is what it is.... 

What Got Me Here
by Bill Kirk 

Certainly it's true, 
Some goals and objectives 
We reach by design. 
You know---the planned ones, 
For which we set our destinations, 
Whether figurative or literal, ahead of time; 
Then plot our path, 
Pack our provisions, 
And strike out, 
Relatively secure in the knowledge 
We will get there--- 
By our own two hands. 

Other times, pure serendipity wins the prize 
For getting us to where we are--- 
Landing us square in the middle of 
Good fortune or not, 
Where we are left 
To take advantage of unanticipated 
Targets of opportunity. 
And quick thinking alone 
Makes the outcome our own, 
As if we are the ones responsible somehow 
For being where we are, 
For better or worse. 

Yet, on occasion isn't it simply 
The passage of time 
That allows us simply to be, 
Never mind how we got to the spot? 
Mightn't such unplanned "while you wait" moments, 
Be the sum of the what and the how of where we are--- 
Like the instant between breaths 
When there is neither ebb nor flow? 
During those times, 
We sit in the midst of quiet or turbulence, 
Doing nothing in particular 
And certainly nothing of special value 
Or personal advantage in mind. 

Such circumstances of time and place 
Neither sought nor pursued 
Are gifts of a sort---wanted or not, 
For which there is nothing to do 
Beyond acknowledging the 
Unexpected blessing of another moment 
In hopes of a much delayed, 
Yet inevitable... 
End.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

April Is National Poetry Month

Hello to all poets and poets in waiting. April is National Poetry Month and tomorrow (April 1) begins the annual Poem A Day Challenge at Writer's Digest. If you have ever felt the call to write poetry or if you have heard the whispers of the poetic muse perched on your shoulder, now is the time to put pen to paper or digits to keys. 

The Poem A Day Challenge is exactly that---write a poem each day for 30 days based on the daily prompts provided by Robert Lee Brewer on the Writer's Digest poem-a-day page. Here is a link to the guidelines for the challenge: 

(http://blog.writersdigest.com/poeticasides/2011/03/01/2011AprilPADPoemADayChallengeGuidelines.aspx). You'll get the hang of it in no time. 

So, why bother? Well, apart from uncovering your poetic genius, you will end up with a pile of 30 poems at the end of the month, which is no small accomplishment. With any luck, a few will be really good and a few others will at least be a good start on the way toward something really good. Besides, it's not everyone who can honestly say they have written 30 poems in 30 days. 

Forget about those who say, "Who would want to?" Hey, it's a challenge and some people just simply aren't up to it. So, dust off the poetic cobwebs and let's get cracking. Robert Lee Brewer's first prompt will be available tomorrow morning and you have until midnight to wax poetic in response... and so on and so forth. Show us what you got unless, that is, you're averse to it....

Saturday, March 26, 2011

A Writer's Postal Excitement Scale (Slightly Revised)

(Or the meaning of the top ten responses from editors and publishers)

By Bill Kirk

Dedicated to all writers everywhere--especially the new kids on the block--who are awaiting responses from the many submissions you have mailed out. Sometimes the anticipation is as good as it gets. But every once in a while, you might get lucky.... It could happen.

(NOTE: The order may vary depending on the size of the envelope, weight of the manuscript and the diameter of the coffee stain on the outside.)

#1: No response from the publisher….

The editor must be still thinking about it. So it's been a year---some people are thorough.

# 2: Your original outgoing envelope, returned unopened-manuscript still inside, with no notes, no form letter or any other indication that anyone or anything besides a Pitney-Bowes mail sorter has touched it....

I wonder what that little pointy finger next to the "Return To Sender" stamp means?

#3: A returned SASE with nothing inside….
Must have liked it so much they made copies and are still passing them around the office!

#4: An SASE with a pre-printed, unsigned and unmarked form letter....

Ya gotta love the extra effort and attention! Besides, someone had to write the form letter, didn't they? So, I coulda been the first one they sent it to, right?

#5: A returned SASE with a SIGNED letter with one box checked.... Wait. All SIX rejection boxes are checked! Woo! Hoo!

Now we're talking! I can feel the love---every box is individually hand checked! Someone actually read me!

#6: A returned SASE with a SIGNED letter and an encouraging rejection note-like, "I read this twice before throwing it away." or "Next time, don't waste your postage on a SASE"….

OMG, a perk! They're going to pay the return postage on my SASE next time. Quick! Send them something else---preferably before the postman drives away!

#7: A returned SASE with a marked up manuscript---in color crayon---and three Cheerios inside....

OK. So, the editor could have her 3-year old child on the payroll. Besides, some kids are prodigies.

#8: A returned SASE with the manuscript inside, marked up with legible comments like, "This is truly beyond belief! In my 25 years as an editor, I've never seen anything quite like it...."

Be still, my heart! Finally, someone who really understands how unique and creative I am.

#9: A returned SASE with a form letter and a signed hand-written note asking to see more….

YES!!! Hey, honey, where did you put the car ads? We gotta Jaguar in our future....

And the #10 response: A returned SASE with a SIGNED letter and an anticipated date of publication... sometime within the next ten years....

Finally! I'm adding this puppy under my name at the bottom of my email messages!

HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL….